On Being Brilliant
Sitting here, having concluded the trial ad course, I would like to think that I have been brilliant. Such belief is far beyond the purview of the facts, I’m afraid, but I like to think it anyway.
I am more certain, though, that I love spoonerisms. Along those lines, my brightest brilliance has come in the form of a spoonerized case theme.
“Jadies and lentlemen of je thury, her jient is a clerk.”
(Say it out loud.)